I can be a bit of a hornball to be quite frank. Which is nothing I’m embarrassed to say aloud, because it’s been scientifically proven that women desire sex way more than men. We could go round after round. Orgasm after orgasm. We talk about it to our friends. Read magazines with interesting tips. We…
Read MoreTHE FORMULA FOR TOP-TIER FELLATIO
I want to start this blog post by saying I’m currently off the wine and the mojitos, which is essentially me at my lustiest. And I apologize because I always say— I’m gonna post at a certain time (or day), and I don’t. Consistency has never really been my thing… Anyways, today you’re in for…
Read MoreTHE V-DAY LINGERIE GUIDE
Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, women give absolutely nothing but vagina for Valentine’s day and expect the best from their significant others. And honestly, that’s not my business. But in the event that is you (ladies) I want us to present our p*ssy in the prettiest way possible. Meaning a step above the Fashionnova…
Read MoreEROGENOUS ZONES
I’m not sure if you guys listen to Miguel… but if you do, you’re well aware this man is a full blown freak (how he went from “Sure Thing” to “Pussy is Mine” still astonishes me). And one of my all time favorite songs, which I highly recommend you never sing aloud in the presence of others is Track…
Read MoreTHE FEMALES FAVORITE TYPE OF DICK (AND WHAT TO DO IF YOU DON’T HAVE IT)
My relationship with sex this pandemic has been filled with highs and lows. At one point I was searching the internet to see whether bodily fluids could spread the virus. I was questioning whether I should be letting niggas in my house, let alone in my p*ssy. I was scrolling my thread for old sex…
Read MoreMASTERING THE CURVED DICK
I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY SAFAREE’S DICK PICS BROKE THE INTERNET. I, AS DID MOST AFRICAN AMERICAN FEMALES HOP ON TWITTER TO FIND WHAT NICKI HAD BEEN RIDING FOR ALL THOSE YEARS. When I came upon it, I was astonished — not because of it’s size, but because of the intricate shape that seemed…
Read MoreTHE BEST ADVICE I COULD EVER GIVE YOU
I WANT YOU GUYS TO TAKE A FEW SECONDS AND THINK ABOUT THE BEST SEX YOU’VE EVER HAD. I KNOW THERE’S WOMEN WHO STRAIGHT UP JUST HAVE SOME FIRE BOX, AS FOR MEN WHO STRAIGHT UP JUST HAVE SOME BOMB D. BUT REALLY THINK… WHAT ARE THE BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE? PERSONALLY REFLECTING,…
Read MoreSEX TAPES: THE TAPE, THE FT, THE CALL, THE SNAP
THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE TRIED TO RECORD ME, I CAN’T LIE, I WAS A LITTLE FLATTERED. I WAS TRYING THIS NEW MOVE AND IT IMPRESSED HIM SO MUCH (I SUPPOSE) THAT HE WHIPPED OUT HIS PHONE IN AN ATTEMPT TO RUN IT BACK LATER. IMMEDIATELY I THOUGHT OF HIM AND HIS NIGGAS PASSING THE BLUNT WATCHING…
Read Moreare you really a freak?
THE LAST TIME I PROMOTED FOR BETWEEN THE SHEETS, ONE OF MY FRIENDS RESPONDED, “HERE YOU GO WITH THAT FREAKY SHIT.” I WENT INTO IMMEDIATE DEFENSE MODE. YEAH, I WRITE ABOUT SEX, READ ABOUT SEX AND GENUINELY LIKE SEX. BUT WHAT QUALIFIES ME AS A FREAK? In one of my favs, Brown Sugar, Dre (Taye…
Read MoreMENAGÉ Á TROIS
FOR SOME REASON IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS, THE TOPIC OF THREESOMES HAS ODDLY RESURFACED MULTIPLE TIMES IN MY LIFE, SO I SUPPOSE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT THEM. The first time a ménage á trois ever impacted me directly was when my best friend and I found ourselves in this little situation.…
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BETWEEN THE SHEETS 