I want to start this blog post by saying I’m currently off the wine and the mojitos, which is essentially me at my lustiest. And I apologize because I always say— I’m gonna post at a certain time (or day), and I don’t. Consistency has never really been my thing… Anyways, today you’re in for…
Read MoreEROGENOUS ZONES
I’m not sure if you guys listen to Miguel… but if you do, you’re well aware this man is a full blown freak (how he went from “Sure Thing” to “Pussy is Mine” still astonishes me). And one of my all time favorite songs, which I highly recommend you never sing aloud in the presence of others is Track…
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I went to school for film production and took true delight in making cinematic pieces. But the thought of being the subject of any recorded medium made my stomach swirl. Pictures made me nervous. Acting was never my thing. The moment too much attention came on me I would spiral into panic mode. When this partner…
Read MoreMASTERING THE CURVED DICK
I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY SAFAREE’S DICK PICS BROKE THE INTERNET. I, AS DID MOST AFRICAN AMERICAN FEMALES HOP ON TWITTER TO FIND WHAT NICKI HAD BEEN RIDING FOR ALL THOSE YEARS. When I came upon it, I was astonished — not because of it’s size, but because of the intricate shape that seemed…
Read Moreholding it down yourself.
All my articles have some of my personal experiences in them, but everyone keeps asking me to talk about ME. Why y’all so interested in me and my shorty in the first place idk. But fine, i’ll give some insight (moderately). THAT HORNY SHIT TRASH It’s the summer, i’ve got a bomb ass internship in Manhattan,…
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An Apparently Necessary List of Sex Do’s and Don’ts
After a year of having this blog, I’ve heard some pretty impressive, hilarious and extremely sad stories… So I’m gonna start this year off with a simple list of do’s and don’ts for errybody. (Arranged by the basics, debatable acts, and absolute foul shit — welcome back!) BASICS — Do be a good host. Even if you’re getting…
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everything you need to know about booty play and anal.
To all the girls/gals who helped me with this article thanks for answering my extremely awkward questions. you’re the best and I love y’all 💞 everybody else — brace yourself lmao. When you start messing with the backdoor you’ve entered the major leagues. Some people are for it, because it’s fun, spicy, and adventurous. While others… not…
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*squirts*
Vagina’s are very complicated (just like their owners) and knowing how to please them can be a challenge within itself. Squirting is considered one of the highest forms of orgasm, where one fully surrenders to the experience. However this act specifically, turns out to be moderately difficult to understand. Despite the amount of research done…
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Backshots.
Backshots are one of those things that seem fun and exciting until it happens and you realize how intense the position really is. “Rear entry,” “doggy-style,” or simply hitting it from the back involves penetration from behind and whether one’s standing, on all fours, facing the wall, laying over the table, in front of the…
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Hop on Top.
Y’all understand why niggas like twerking and grinding so much, right? Essentially, they’re just feeling females ride up and down, round and round, fast and slow, on their dick. They’re not doing much work, unless they’re the type to try and be all extra or it’s a Jersey remix and all you hear is HIT…
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BETWEEN THE SHEETS 