TAKE YOUR PLEASURE SERIOUSLY
After a year of having this blog, I’ve heard some pretty impressive, hilarious and extremely sad stories… So I’m gonna start this year off with a simple list of do’s and don’ts for errybody. (Arranged by the basics, debatable acts, and absolute foul shit — welcome back!) BASICS — Do be a good host. Even if you’re getting…
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The number one thing that guys always come to me about is equality during sex. How come girls don’t want to ride? I have to do all the work! Why can’t she take some control. I’m tired of always being the dominant force. You get the point here. So in honor of all those conversations — …
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“YALL NIGGAS. CAN PLAY BALL. FOR MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX. YALL CAN ONLY LAST ONE ROUND. WTF IS THAT.” Let’s meditate on four of the most awkward sexual moments that can ever happen between partners… He can’t get up She can’t get wet He/She can’t cum He came too fast For…
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To all the girls/gals who helped me with this article thanks for answering my extremely awkward questions. you’re the best and I love y’all 💞 everybody else — brace yourself lmao. When you start messing with the backdoor you’ve entered the major leagues. Some people are for it, because it’s fun, spicy, and adventurous. While others… not…
Read More“Girl what’s wrong? / My man ain’t shit… / But why you won’t leave em? / Cause b*tch… the dick too bomb.” To be dickmitized can be an amazing, yet traumatizing experience and more people have gone through it than you think. Ain’t no shame ladies! Sometimes you’re just blessed with an amazing penis. Amazing is…
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“You know I never put the pressure on you. You know that you make your own mind up. You know what it was when you signed up.” You’re horny and lonely, but more so horny. It’s 2AM and you’re truly considering whether or not to send that risky text. It’s happened to us all, and…
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Vagina’s are very complicated (just like their owners) and knowing how to please them can be a challenge within itself. Squirting is considered one of the highest forms of orgasm, where one fully surrenders to the experience. However this act specifically, turns out to be moderately difficult to understand. Despite the amount of research done…
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Backshots are one of those things that seem fun and exciting until it happens and you realize how intense the position really is. “Rear entry,” “doggy-style,” or simply hitting it from the back involves penetration from behind and whether one’s standing, on all fours, facing the wall, laying over the table, in front of the…
Read MoreThese next paragraphs are advised for those who are sexually confident, have already participated in intercourse with their partner, and plan on continuing to have sex with them. #DontBeATease The building of sexual tension can be innocent or rather explicit. She can hit him with nudes or send that risky text, he can whisper in her…
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“Guys normally know exactly what to do to have me right. Whether it’s the neck kissing, ass grabbing or seductive words. Problem is… if I have my mind made up that I’m not having sex, the chance of me folding is pretty slim. What makes it bad is that I’m gonna get everything I possibly…
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BETWEEN THE SHEETS 