Hop on Top.

Y’all understand why niggas like twerking and grinding so much, right? Essentially, they’re just feeling females ride up and down, round and round, fast and slow, on their dick. They’re not doing much work, unless they’re the type to try and be all extra or it’s a Jersey remix and all you hear is HIT…

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BODIES.

From what I gathered if you never saved their number, then it doesn’t count. Apparently if you listen to Kirk Franklin’s Rebirth album after some trash sex it doesn’t count. Side pieces only count for 25% of a body. So it would take 4 side jawns to truly cheat on your girl. If she don’t text…

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How to Successfully Have a Friends With Benefits

FWB Definition: two individual friends, who have sex and express absolutely no romantic feelings towards one another. Most common amongst college aged students. Strongly considered the most hazardous type of casual sex. The problem more often than not, is that one partner doesn’t explicitly express their emotions towards the other. So when they finally do and the emotions are not…

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