I STILL VIVIDLY REMEMBER THE DAY SAFAREE’S DICK PICS BROKE THE INTERNET. I, AS DID MOST AFRICAN AMERICAN FEMALES HOP ON TWITTER TO FIND WHAT NICKI HAD BEEN RIDING FOR ALL THOSE YEARS. When I came upon it, I was astonished — not because of it’s size, but because of the intricate shape that seemed…
Read MoreWHEN YOU SAY NUT IN ME + THIS IDIOT ACTUALLY DOES
MY SISTER GOT PREGNANT AND I WENT ON A PUSSY STRIKE. IT ONLY LASTED A COUPLE WEEKS LOL, BUT BEST BELIEVE IT WAS A REAL THING. THERE I WAS LAYING IN BED CRYING, “I JUST CAN’T DO THIS. I’M NOT ON BIRTH CONTROL. I KNOW WE’RE USING CONDOMS, BUT MY SISTER JUST GOT PREGNANT AND…
Read MoreTHE BEST ADVICE I COULD EVER GIVE YOU
I WANT YOU GUYS TO TAKE A FEW SECONDS AND THINK ABOUT THE BEST SEX YOU’VE EVER HAD. I KNOW THERE’S WOMEN WHO STRAIGHT UP JUST HAVE SOME FIRE BOX, AS FOR MEN WHO STRAIGHT UP JUST HAVE SOME BOMB D. BUT REALLY THINK… WHAT ARE THE BEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE? PERSONALLY REFLECTING,…
Read MoreSEX TAPES: THE TAPE, THE FT, THE CALL, THE SNAP
THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE TRIED TO RECORD ME, I CAN’T LIE, I WAS A LITTLE FLATTERED. I WAS TRYING THIS NEW MOVE AND IT IMPRESSED HIM SO MUCH (I SUPPOSE) THAT HE WHIPPED OUT HIS PHONE IN AN ATTEMPT TO RUN IT BACK LATER. IMMEDIATELY I THOUGHT OF HIM AND HIS NIGGAS PASSING THE BLUNT WATCHING…
Read Moreare you really a freak?
THE LAST TIME I PROMOTED FOR BETWEEN THE SHEETS, ONE OF MY FRIENDS RESPONDED, “HERE YOU GO WITH THAT FREAKY SHIT.” I WENT INTO IMMEDIATE DEFENSE MODE. YEAH, I WRITE ABOUT SEX, READ ABOUT SEX AND GENUINELY LIKE SEX. BUT WHAT QUALIFIES ME AS A FREAK? In one of my favs, Brown Sugar, Dre (Taye…
Read MoreHATING CONDOMS.
When I was young and my mom would talk to me about sex, she would never talk about the risk of pregnancy. “A baby is nothing. We’d all pitch in to make sure the little one was okay. Life would just come with a lot more sacrifices.” Instead, she would always talk about the risk of…
Read MoreMENAGÉ Á TROIS
FOR SOME REASON IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS, THE TOPIC OF THREESOMES HAS ODDLY RESURFACED MULTIPLE TIMES IN MY LIFE, SO I SUPPOSE IT’S TIME FOR ME TO TALK ABOUT THEM. The first time a ménage á trois ever impacted me directly was when my best friend and I found ourselves in this little situation.…
Read MoreSex + Spirituality
Sex was always something I deemed for marriage. I grew up in the church where topics like these were often discussed, and abstinence of course was always encouraged. In high school, sex wasn’t very tempting. I was a nerd who was so busy being the black poster child that I didn’t really think about it.…
Read Moreholding it down yourself.
All my articles have some of my personal experiences in them, but everyone keeps asking me to talk about ME. Why y’all so interested in me and my shorty in the first place idk. But fine, i’ll give some insight (moderately). THAT HORNY SHIT TRASH It’s the summer, i’ve got a bomb ass internship in Manhattan,…
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Progress Reports
Recently, I was told that I write from a very female perspective and can sometimes diminish the true male opinion on a lot of sexual subjects. So after explicitly expressing the amount of research I do on both the male and female side, while simultaneously defending my words to the fullest, I decided to take…
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BETWEEN THE SHEETS 