THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE TRIED TO RECORD ME, I CAN’T LIE, I WAS A LITTLE FLATTERED. I WAS TRYING THIS NEW MOVE AND IT IMPRESSED HIM SO MUCH (I SUPPOSE) THAT HE WHIPPED OUT HIS PHONE IN AN ATTEMPT TO RUN IT BACK LATER. IMMEDIATELY I THOUGHT OF HIM AND HIS NIGGAS PASSING THE BLUNT WATCHING ME WHINE ON HIS DICK, SO I WAS QUICK TO SAY, “YEAHHH… IT’S A NO FOR ME.” BUT A SEED WAS PLANTED THAT DAY.
True Life: I love taking nudes.
I took this sponsored trip to New York a while ago, and they paid for this beautiful room at the Standard. It was a modern designers dream with all white furnishings, straight lines, a complete glass bathroom and gorgeous view of SoHo. Y’all want to know the first thing I did. Took nudes. My sister came to visit me in Tribeca, where my parents gifted us a room for the weekend. After forty-five minutes of me in the bathroom, she burst in the door like “what are you doing?” to me and my wet and wavy weave taking mirror shots. In August, I took a trip to the Dominican and BEST BELIEVE as soon as my parents hit the sack, I was in the bathroom taking nudes. Idk what it is about hotel rooms, but something inside me just gets this urge.
Point is: I’ve got a collection. Semi-stellar, I think. Booty shots. Full body, ass out, titties out, pussy out, etc. And they’re all lying shamelessly in my camera roll. I have a heart attack every time my mom opens photos hoping she doesn’t swip too far to the left. I have screened my friends sex tapes. Nudes have been dropped in the group chat. Our phones have been passed around the room as we’re gassing each other up like OKAY BITCH WITH THE WATER DROPLETS. OKAY ANGLES. THAT ASS SHEESH. To be honest, if I could make some of the gangs thirst traps my screen saver without judgement I would. Because when it comes to the use of technology, we’re pretty much experts.
However, everyone is different. Some like the traditional — missionary, riding, and backshots, done precisely at bedtime, in the dark with their loving partner. While others are more adventurous with things like anal, accompanied with accessories, in the stacks or the back of a vehicle. Obviously the use of the camera phone (or digital camera) is pretty standard to me, but believe it or not, some would argue it pretty radical.
When I mentally started brainstorming— I thought about all the possibilities of technology, from porn and thirst traps, to nudes and facetime calls. And after talking to a multitude of male specimens, I learned the true “hype” regarding these things and their purpose on the camera roll.
“Even if I hit you once, you part of my collection.”
This Future line seemed to come up repetitively amongst my fellow penis-carriers and as disrespectful as it might seem, there is a lot of truth within the statement. For many, sex can be seen as a list of memorable experiences. Thirst traps, nudes, screenshots and sex tapes are simply a visual recollection of… their collection.
“Sex tapes are essential, because it’s a reminder of what we have or have had. Same for nudes and thirst traps.” “A certain position just requires me to record instantly. If she’s arching that back right, you GOTTA RECORD. When she’s creaming, you gotta record. I don’t know if you’re gonna include this, but if she’s on birth control… I’ll nut in her & record that shit drip out. 🤷🏿♂️ ”
Males essentially enjoy having sex tapes because (1) They can be used to brag about later. (2) They can be used for personal improvements. (3) They can be used for self-stimulation.
Beating your meat to a sex tape is basically like watching porn. Except the pornstar is you. So when you don’t feel like pulling up the tube, you can get the job done with the tape — and even have flashback sensations of that previous experience. Why not work on your stroke game with a quick re-run? The same reasons stand for women. Not so much to brag about later, but to use as a learning tool and flashback reference… definitely.
In today’s technology phone sex is pretty pointless and moreso requested by the female, if done so at all. A nut is possible so there is some valid reasoning, but both partners have to really be into it for it to work properly. I’m an advocate and think it’s a great way to work together. Especially if someone spearheads the mission, and provides dictatorship of what’s going on.
“Sexting is so dead. We grown. Get on facetime & buss it open.”
Men are extremely visual creatures, leading us to the classic thirst trap/nude and all too familiar facetime call. The mindset on nudes is “I can’t see it in person, so you might as well send a pic.” And though many refused to give me inside information… know they never get deleted. Unless they suck.
I was shook by the number of guys that said they’d received trash nudes, multiple times. In fact, if they’re not fire, they can do more damage than restoration to your sexual relationship. There’s nothing worse than sending a nude and getting no real response back. No gas. No 😍😋🤪😩😭🤤👅🤰🏽🤦🏾♂️🏃🏾♂️💦🏊🏾♂️ emojis. No “my dick just got hard. I want to fuck you right now” response. Just a “thanks.” Or a thumbs up aka you just got left on read.
“When girls aren’t freaky enough you gotta coach them, because not everyone knows their angles.” It’s things like lingerie, “sexy ass panties,” the right amount of tease and a complimenting combination of things covered and exposed that make them fiyah. Some even brought up how much of ya pussy lips should be out.
But my ladies often expressed similar statements that men just suck at sending thirst traps, dick pics and all that. And I agree whole-heartedly. We can all testify to that unrequested 7-second photo of a dark rod-like figure hitting your eyes at 2am. However, I’m not gonna go in too much detail of how to be better cause I already wrote about it here. Still this doesn’t stop us from wanting aesthetically pleasing pics. Girls are perverts. When they like you they wanna watch you beat ya meat on facetime.
“She sent me a pic of her nipples, I text her back a purple pickle.”
Women don’t love being naked. Not in front of visitors. It equals vulnerability and evokes sensitivity. So when she undresses it’s a big deal, and photo evidence should be taken seriously. Some of y’all can barely give a compliment, so trusting you with a nude is absurd within itself. When it comes to dropping them in group chats, it simply depends on who you’re working with. Some said it was lame and for their eyes only, while others openly admitted to sharing with the boys. But this is something that happens across the border. Women are actually more likely to share information to their females friends than men. Lord knows I’m guilty of letting my good sis see what I’m blessed enough to receive. However, women are the only ones with this main concern.
“Wouldn’t make a tape unless I get to keep it. Uh I mean what if y’all break up, who gets to keep it, do you sue?” “I send them through snap, then when I’m comfortable enough through imessage but with the secret filter on for surrounding eyes.”
“I have nothing against them. It’s just the people who have asked, I don’t trust enough. When it comes to sex tapes, I think the biggest form of reluctance is trust. Nowadays things don’t ever go away. Meaning, unless I delete your thread… that shit is staying forever. And even if the thread is gone. It could be backed-up on your computer, on your iCloud, on your snapchat. It’s pretty much never gone. As females, we love being freaky. But we hate the idea of being exposed. Not because we’re not confident in ourselves, but more so because we send it to you personally. It’s a personal thing.”
I give the same speech every time. I trust you, but in the event I plan to run for office, you better not expose me for a quick mil. And then after that, I’m Gucci. I advise everyone to develop relationships with people who allow you to do things like this. Thirst trap him to push your own agenda. Attach a nude to a “Good morning” text. Send a quick vid when you know he’s at work, or in the club, or in class to brighten his day. Make a tape and watch it together on your TV. Things don’t always have to result in negative consequences. However, we must acknowledge that some of these collection pieces well… aren’t given with any permission.
When it comes to pulling your phone out without her knowing you usually have to keep the phone near by. In most scenarios, it’s a nigga giving backshots since she wouldn’t be able to see the phone.
It’s a question of how slick can you be to pull it off. When you’re clapping her cheeks right, most of the time the girl would let you record them. I’ll just just put out my phone while slow stroking & they’ll automatically agree to anything at that point & if I’m deep in your gut ain’t no way you’re smacking anything.
“Whenever I see a guys phone on the bed, I intentionally look at it or swipe it on the floor. You ain’t catching me nigga!” “If I found out he recorded backshots while we were having sex, his phone and his face would be broken. Nigga or not. And if you’re my nigga why you didn’t run it by me in the first place. If it’s cause you were scared I was gonna say no, then you don’t respect me and probably shouldn’t even be my man if we being quite frank.”
Regarding this… y’all ain’t shit. I could break it down a million ways, but that’s the moral of the story. Now I was a film major and at one time, an avid porn watcher. So for the sake of viewers like me, I’m gonna just throw some tips out there in the event your shit gets leaked to the internet. (Do everything in excellence!)
- Foreplay: Even I have found myself watching lesbian girls scissoring, because the foreplay they give to each other feels…real. I know we’re all about smashing, but don’t feel shame in taking some time to caress ya lover on the screen.
- Show off your talents: ACTION!!! The best videos involve a visual where you can get a precise view of what’s going on. The full entity of the stroke. Sometimes the sex can be great, but the tape just be poor. It happens, but make sure it’s the main focus of the eye, and not the hot cheetos bag you have next to the bed.
- Audio is the most important element of any video: You learn it in film school, I kid you not. As much as you enjoy Jacquees in the back, he’s runs might overpower your moans and sex talk, which is what we really want to here.
- Videography: If you can’t hold the camera still, what is your purpose of recording? Why are you wasting my time? How is this helping me? Keep the content useful. Provide angles that don’t show off things like… bellies or male pubic hair, aim more over for the pretty arch or bouncing breasts. You can be stuck between a rock and a hard place, because on the dresser doesn’t give you the up close pov, but you also don’t want it so close it’ll get smashed. This is why many resort to the standard missionary/backshot view, but all it truly requires is pre-planning. “Like a good YouTube clip, your sex video should clock under five minutes.” YALL KNOW HOW IT IS!
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